Me: oh man there was this cute guy working at jimmy john's today.
Me: I should have dined in, but that might have been creepy.
Coworker: oh yeah, you should have.
Coworker: you could have sat there, eating your sandwich and just stared at him.
Coworker: then lick your sandwich. *demonstrates*
Me: . . .
Coworker: I'm not giving you good advice am I?